Are you also sick and tired of the musical lethargy that dominates the western popculture in the last decade! And are you also fed up with the lack of energy, power and intensity that typifies the musical wallpaper of the NOW-generation!

Everything that made you FEEL the music has disappeared and is replaced by cheesy mucus, weak brainless shit without emotion and without humour and imagination. The tameness of pathetic middle-class new wave hippy pop, the slickness of institutionalised high-school glamour rock'n'roll bands and the narcotic shallowness of depressing 'everyone has fun, but me' pseudo-trancedance. KOMALOESUNG!, a gigantic NEW AGE MIND LAXATIVE for a 'new and improved' life-style! The ultimate BRAINWASH for the docile herds, MASS MEDIA MANTRAS to indoctrinate and manipulate all the numerous lumps of BIG PROCESSED CHUNKS 'O' MEAT! The devils of the totalitarian NEW WORLD ORDER, PAX AMERIKKKANA, in disguise!

Everywhere you look, you see vegetating mindless zombies, everywhere you listen, you hear the STUPIFYING TERROR of MIDDLE-OF-THE-ROAD MUZAK TM, the torments of apathy and the evils of mediocrity have taken over! But there is still hope! AWAY with all this fake intellectual happy family FAG rock bullshit, BE GONE with all that hipcat artfart fashion fascism, if you still want to FEEL the PAIN, the BLUES and the SOUL in music! You better team up with the MOTORWOLF TM MUSCLE CAR MOTOR TEAM, son, and EXPERIENCE again that DANGER, that RAW BITE and that DEEP TENSION that the giant HIGH-VOLUME DRUG ROCK MAGNET sucks out of you, SUFFER intensely from the flaming FIRE of the SIDE-PIPE BURNING (and GOD!, it's BURNING RED HOT in your face!), TAKE that NITRO-ROCKET-FUEL SUPER-SPEED-SS-INJECTION NEEDLE like a MAN!, and UNDERGO those fast dynamic CHROME-MAGNET HOT WHEELS of the BIG-FOOT MONSTER MOTORBEAR overwhelming your BODY, igniting your MIND and devouring your SOUL! BEWARE, PLANET EARTH! The ferocious and brutally sadistic DEVIL-WORSHIPPING SPEED DEMONS of the SUPERIOR ROCK'N'ROLL MASTER RACE, who CONTROL the COSMIC UNIVERSAL RACING TRACK we call LIFE!, will BLAST you away and ATOMIZE you with the nuclear MEAN MACHINE! Keep your eyes on the road, SPEEDFREAK, and don't lose it, LIZARD LADY!, for the road is getting harder, the SUN is BURNING UP! and the ROARING ENGINES of the predacious MOTORHEAD JINX are waiting for the explosive PURSUIT, the violent ENFORCEMENT of your twisted AMPHETAMIN NERVES! By the lord BAPHOMETH, the BEARD-GOD, by the lord WAPAQ, the BEAR-GOD (URSUS SPELAEUS) and by the lord LEVIATHAN, the great USURPATOR from the deep sea, the STP GOD-DRUG will BE the FINAL ENCROACHMENT of your feeble REPTILE BRAIN! MUTATE into a malicious DOCTOR PLEASE, a fiendish maniacal psychopath (for HE truely IS the WICKED MAN!), as the eternal SILVER SPOON of the mad DESPERADO DOPE RIDER (the CRYSTAL METH WHORE!) will LEAD you into a satanic alienating ACID DEATH TRIP, a malignant cancerous growth inside the head, the MUTANT HIGHWAY WARLORD of the SNUFF RIDE drives in TOP GEAR among us with a shotgun in the back of his HARD-CHARGING SPEEDWAY BATTLE TRUCK! The dark BLITZKRIEG PANZERKREUZ reigns supreme on the RAMJET AUTOBAHN as you SEE the LIGHT (L.S.D.) and TAKE LIFE! from the RED SUN, the DYING STAR! The HEAVY METAL SYRINGE PENETRATES your FLESH and ELIMINATES your BLOOD, YOU KNOW your DESTINY is an endless CHASE for the FLASH, a BLACK HOLE! The big divine SWASTIKA SUNWHEEL of the powerful SPEED-O-MAT HOT ROD will keep on ROLLING and ROLLING, RAW as HELL and HARD as FUCK! (the FATE of a DEATH RACER is SPEED!), untill YOU can DIG! The tremendous SPEED-O-RAMA DRAGSTER HATE FORCE that we call ROCK! So ROCK like a BEAR, baby, and ROCK HARD to IMPOSE, we'll show you the way! And don't forget: resistance is useless, but EXCITING when you're going to the DOGS anyhow!!! RISE ABOVE!